{"id":1,"date":"2014-10-10T22:51:16","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T22:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/?p=1"},"modified":"2016-03-07T00:15:45","modified_gmt":"2016-03-07T00:15:45","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/hello-world\/","title":{"rendered":"By Laws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Bylaws for The<\/p>\n<p>CLAN DRUNKEN LLAMAS<\/p>\n<p><strong>ARTICLE 1) Leadership<\/strong><br \/>\nCDL is an unofficial organization that should be led by one or more semi-competent individuals (areas of competency is irrelevant).<\/p>\n<p><strong>ARTICLE 2) Chairs<\/strong><br \/>\nCDL will consider creating departmental chairs and possibly assign official duties <em>(which are to be followed\/heeded at whim)<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ARTICLE 3) Structure<\/strong><br \/>\nGroup decisions may or may not be thought of, decided and followed. Maybe.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ARTICLE 4) Meeting Procedures *<\/strong><br \/>\nAn official CDL meeting should take place at an establishment where alcohol is allowed <em>(and encouraged)<\/em>. These will be hereby be given the title \u201cLLAMA NIGHT\u201d <em>(whether they are held day or night)<\/em>, and all \u201cLlama Nights\u201d will maintain the following procedure where one <em>(or more)<\/em> of the conditions below are met:<\/p>\n<p>A) Meeting outline with Cocktails<br \/>\nB) Review of last meeting with Cocktails<br \/>\nC) Follow meeting agenda (during cocktails)<br \/>\nD) Break (Random discussion on any topic. Cocktails optional)<br \/>\nE) Discuss any new business over Cocktails.<br \/>\nF) Closing statements with after-dinner cordials <em>(e.g. brandy, cognacs)<\/em><br \/>\nG) Begin toasting with cocktails<br \/>\nThe Toasting shall be to &#8211;<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a0 \u00a0 1) Brethren of the CDL<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a0 \u00a0 2) Alcohol (A decree!)<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a0 \u00a0 3) Random name from a phone book (Or whatever.)<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a0 \u00a0 4) Another topic (Coffee, Chocolate, etc.)<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a0 \u00a0 5) A once a year free trip around the sun!<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a0 \u00a0 6) Open floor<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Please try to keep all toasts to under five (5) minutes!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>ARTICLE 5) Appreciation<\/strong><br \/>\nAt any time during a LLAMA NIGHT, it is permissible to stop and interrupt any and all procedures upon the discovery and happenstance of a new alcoholic beverage, a firearm, a person of the fairer sex or perhaps anything else that strikes your fancy!\u00a0Please note that this appreciation may be a declaration or by raising their beverage in a silent toast if desired.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ARTICLE 6) Reporting<\/strong><br \/>\nIn the event of a great idea, and\/or an actual decision\/voting does takes place during LLAMA NIGHT, someone should document it by posting it in either our pages. \u00a0Either <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/50313966313\/\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a> or the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/forums\/\" target=\"_blank\">Forums<\/a> pages.<br \/>\n<em>(to see if the idea is as clever in the morning as it was the night before!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>* CDL does not endorse, subscribe, follow or use in any way shape or form Roberts Rules of Orders or Parliamentary Procedure <em>(except as a fire starter or a pub-mat)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bylaws for The CLAN DRUNKEN LLAMAS ARTICLE 1) Leadership CDL is an unofficial organization that should be led by one or more semi-competent individuals (areas of competency is irrelevant). ARTICLE 2) Chairs CDL will consider creating departmental chairs and possibly assign official duties (which are to be followed\/heeded at whim). ARTICLE 3) Structure Group &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/hello-world\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">By Laws<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65,"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/65"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}