{"id":6,"date":"2014-10-10T23:17:06","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T23:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/?page_id=6"},"modified":"2016-03-17T00:47:43","modified_gmt":"2016-03-17T00:47:43","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The problem is&#8230;the rest of the world is three drinks behind.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Puerile innuendo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Facinorous left hooks&#8230;<br \/>\niMPROPER gramm3r&#8230;<br \/>\nSexist images&#8230; \u00a0( . ) ( . )<br \/>\nWorthless diatribe&#8230;<br \/>\nAll backed by our strong Pro-Anti-Neutral-Gun-Sword-Olivebranch commitments!! \u00a0We have a law-abiding rebellious nature, jaded by religion and politics.<br \/>\n&#8230;yea.\u00a0 That sums it up kinda nicely.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>The Beer Prayer<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nOur lager,<br \/>\nWhich art in barrels,<br \/>\nHallowed be thy drink.<br \/>\nThy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),<br \/>\nAt home as it is in the tavern.<br \/>\nGive us this day our foamy head,<br \/>\nAnd forgive us our spillage,<br \/>\nAs we forgive those who spill against<br \/>\nus.<br \/>\nAnd lead us not to incarceration,<br \/>\nBut deliver us from hangovers.<br \/>\nFor thine is the beer, the bitter, and<br \/>\nthe lager.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Barmen<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Click on the\u00a0image below to visit the Forums&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a style=\"text-align: right;\" href=\"http:\/\/clandrunkenllama.com\/forums\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-7 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Beer_Religion-300x300.png\" alt=\"Beer_Religion\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Beer_Religion-300x300.png 300w, http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Beer_Religion-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Beer_Religion.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The problem is&#8230;the rest of the world is three drinks behind. Puerile innuendo&#8230; Facinorous left hooks&#8230; iMPROPER gramm3r&#8230; Sexist images&#8230; \u00a0( . ) ( . ) Worthless diatribe&#8230; All backed by our strong Pro-Anti-Neutral-Gun-Sword-Olivebranch commitments!! \u00a0We have a law-abiding rebellious nature, jaded by religion and politics. &#8230;yea.\u00a0 That sums it up kinda nicely. The Beer &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Home<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-6","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125,"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6\/revisions\/125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.clandrunkenllama.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}